Can’t walk and talk Can’t sleep in socks Can’t even properly spelunk Clouds in the sky Dutch apple pie Even that pile of yard sale junk You tell me why I just might cry If I can’t get this off my mind It dominates me, emancipate me If only life could be so kind Oh you, you are my favorite bird Although it seems a bit absurd Oh you, you are my favorite bird Oh yeah, my favorite bird Movement so neat She looks so sweet She’s the apple of my eye My heart’s a mess In that blue dress She moves so smooth she almost flies Now on this day I wanna say She’s mine and mine alone Her voice so pure I know I’m sure I can’t wait until I’m home Chorus Guitar Solo Chorus My favorite bird My favorite bird, oh yeah Ohhh yeahh ohh yeah, yeah

Going… Under… He Ran the surf shop by the sea Best fish and chips along the coast Lived his life in superlatives Surfed to be the biggest, best, the most And when he caught a monster wave His form made people stop and stare We said, “one day you’ll go to far” He was too far gone to care. Take it slow Miles below Rolling thunder Going under now Here’s your last chance to say goodbye Take that wave right to the sky Get a big head and you’ll lose your mind sooner He grabbed his board and left the sand Got far to big for our dry land Because it don’t pay to play big tuna He thought nothing could take him down So one day he took to sea alone And it was there he met his match Amongst the seaweed and the foam His empty shop we took as proof The raging sea could not be tamed We combed the beach, no body found Only his shattered bones remained Take it slow Miles below Rolling thunder Going under now Here’s your last chance to say goodbye Take that wave right to the sky Get a big head and you’ll lose your mind sooner He grabbed his board and left the sand Got far to big for our dry land Because it don’t pay to play big tuna Mello-solo Big Tuna was a man so big The ocean proved bigger still He lived, and as it seemed, he died Accountable only to his will You see, his fame, and his success Were only in his head And if you let those thoughts consume your mind You may just end up dead Here’s your last chance to say goodbye Take that wave right to the sky Get a big head and you’ll lose your mind sooner He grabbed his board and left the sand Got far to big for our dry land Because it don’t pay to play big tuna

The second hand moves and the clock keeps ticking, Is it really already that time of day? I feel heavy and my body aches, But I don’t wanna sleep I wanna play all day. We got back in from the show again, Drenched in sweat from head to toe. Sore all over and over again, Give it all we’ve got ‘till that final blow. When we gonna rock? Six o’clock. When we gonna rock? All around the clock. X2 WAHHHHHHH-AHHH-OHH-AHH-OHH-OHH-AHH-AH-OH-OHHHHH, OUUUU... WAHHHHHHH-AHHH-OHH-AHH-OHH-AHH-AHH-AH-OH-OHHHHH, OUUUU... I don’t know my favorite part, Singing, dancing, it’s all so swell. If music is life then this show must be heaven, Gotta hear those beans and that wondrous bell. And there is nowhere I’d rather be Than out here singing out to you. But the show doesn’t end this night for me, We’ve still got lots of work to do. When we gonna rock? Six o’clock. When we gonna rock? All around the clock. X2 WAHHHHHHH-AHHH-OHH-AHH-OHH-OHH-AHH-AH-OH-OHHHHH, OUUUU... WAHHHHHHH-AHHH-OHH-AHH-OHH-AHH-AHH-AH-OH-OHHHHH, OUUUU...

Verse 1 Taking the time to turn off the TV I've been dressed and ready to go the clock's stricken 8 and the sun's going down I wait by my open window the smell of the smoke from the end of a fire night time is coming too fast gotta get out with enough time to get there midnight the spell will be cast Chorus It's time let's go Turn the lights down haunted this house sing the dark sound it's time midnight turn the lights low take me darkness hear the wind blow Verse 2 the twigs snap below as my feet hit the ground the minute hand creeps past nine. Jumped my fence once the streets are all silent sneak past the end of town sight last to the woods and it's already ten and the moon give s a faint eerie light time rushes on as it reaches 11 now the house is in sight Chorus Bridge climb the walls to the roof find the holes break on through I explore pitch black rooms taking steps through the gloom hear the noise of the night hope the bats do not bite... *oooooooooooo...oooooooooooooo* climb the walls to the roof find the holes break on through I explore pitch black rooms taking steps through the gloom hear the noise of the night hope the bats do not bite somewhere clocks start to chime, midnight's here... and it's time Chorus

Verse: 30 minute maximum guarantee That cardboard crust is all I need Rubber cheese and excess grease Somehow (SOMEHOW), we're not obese... Chorus: Whoooaaah, Pizza Guy... do you have the 5-5-5? The 5-5-fiiiiii-iiive Whoooaaah, Pizza Guy, can't wait 'til you arrive... 'til you arriii-iiiivve TROMBONE SOLO Verse: Where do we go after the show, cuz Eatin' pizza's all we know Now you're closed, what's that about? Guess we'll (GUESS WE'LL) go to In-N-OUT! MELLOPHONE.....SUPERNOTEEEEEE! Chorus: Whoooah, In-N-Out guy, do you have the 5x5? The 5xFii-iiiiive Whoaah, In-N-Out Guy, do you have the animal fries? Animal Friiiies. boomBOOM ...shiiiit....

Verse 1 Vodka in the other hand We salute the motherland We can get shit moving here Just ask my comrade Vladimir Dancing under disco ball On the East side of the wall Wait 'til later, then you see Midnight escort, KGB... Chorus Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Do the Russian Disco Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Everybody lets go Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Do the Russian Disco Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Grab somebody you know Listen to Chernobyl blow Verse 2 Castro, Kim, and Mao Zedong All come out to dance along Come and join the big dance off With Khrushchev, Marx, and Gorbachev People dancing in the street Get down low and kick your feet Arabian party not so great More fun time in buffer state Chorus Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Do the Russian Disco Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Everybody lets go Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Do the Russian Disco Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Grab somebody you know Listen to Chernobyl blow DISCO!!! Oooiii, Oooiii, Russian Disco Now! Oooiii, Oooiii, Russian Disco Now! Everybody! (Russian Disco Now) Don't you want to (Russian Disco now) Hey you! (Russian Disco now) You too! (Russian Disco now) To the left! (Russian Disco now) To the right! (Russian Disco now) Back it up! (Russian Disco now) Bring it back! (Russian Disco now) Spin around! (Russian Disco now) Rewind! (Russian Disco now) Everybody! Russian disco DROP! Everybody! Russian disco STOP! In Soviet Russia, DISCO DANCES YOU! March [trade] Like a Ruble in the sky Sputnik spies on FBI NASA program pure bullshit Our space program much legit Winston Churchill is no trooper More like Communist Party Pooper Reagan think he man so bold? - Russian war is ALWAYS COLD! Chorus Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Do the Russian Disco Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Everybody lets go Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Do the Russian Disco Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Grab somebody you know Listen to Chernobyl blow

Verse 1 Lately I've been getting the feelin' that you watch me a little too much, you've been weird to me All you seem to do is stare at me and look into my eyes so basically All I'm asking you to do is stop it please just cease and desist all of this you see this isn't for you, I think you and me just weren't meant to be Chorus Hey (HEY) Your a stalker baby, Whoaa-ooaaaaaooo (WHOA!) Don't even try to talk to me... Please (PLEASE) When you stare you best beware that no means no (NO!) Why can't you just leave me aloooooEooonneee Verse 2 Truthfully You need to listen when I say i'm not a tease But know you need to stay back from me 50 feet This wouldn't be an issue if you weren't a skeeze so don't even try listen please gettin' tired of all these games you play with me how much of a creepy stalker can you be? Gotta get the sizzle like monopoly can't get out of jail free... Chorus Bridge Hug to long and smell my hair sneak in and steal my underwear you creep my out but you don't care spy on me when I'm at home you're holding up my telephone why won't you leave me alone? Chorus

Verse 1 You walk right in the fun begins O frabulous day Callooh, Callay the sights are grand you can taste the smells give some applause for tinkerbell singing and laughing smiling and dancing princesses prancing love-birds romancing what do you say to a jolly holiday every place you look it's like a children's book Chorus it ain't perfect you'd agree if you could just see what I see hiding disguised in the dark backstage at the amusement park I wish someone could understand and see the faults within this land this place ain't perfect you'd agree if you were a Disneyland Convict... Like Me. Verse 2 The mad hatter's hat is lookin' pretty flat the matterhorn is really worn escorted out past mickey mouse shoulda TP'd up his little house I could have used a magic lamp instead I got a bad kid stamp I walked right in, the fun ran out O frabulous, this place is -