Silly in a Bad Way!

by Rule 5

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Rule 5's first album was an ongoing project from the summer of 2010 through February 2011. It is now fully completed, and can be downloaded for your enjoyment here, free of charge!

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Listening to these songs may cause increased happiness, movement, and general well-being. Please enjoy responsibly.

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released May 21, 2010

All Tracks written and performed by Rule 5. (Special thanks to Avi Ballo and Kat Monahan for studio engineering and recording)

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Track Name: The Bird Song
Can’t walk and talk
Can’t sleep in socks
Can’t even properly spelunk
Clouds in the sky
Dutch apple pie
Even that pile of yard sale junk
You tell me why
I just might cry
If I can’t get this off my mind
It dominates me, emancipate me
If only life could be so kind

Oh you, you are my favorite bird
Although it seems a bit absurd
Oh you, you are my favorite bird
Oh yeah, my favorite bird

Movement so neat
She looks so sweet
She’s the apple of my eye
My heart’s a mess
In that blue dress
She moves so smooth she almost flies
Now on this day
I wanna say
She’s mine and mine alone
Her voice so pure
I know I’m sure
I can’t wait until I’m home


Chorus
Guitar Solo
Chorus


My favorite bird
My favorite bird, oh yeah
Ohhh yeahh ohh yeah, yeah
Track Name: Big Tuna
Going… Under…

He Ran the surf shop by the sea
Best fish and chips along the coast
Lived his life in superlatives
Surfed to be the biggest, best, the most
And when he caught a monster wave
His form made people stop and stare
We said, “one day you’ll go to far”
He was too far gone to care.

Take it slow
Miles below
Rolling thunder
Going under now

Here’s your last chance to say goodbye
Take that wave right to the sky
Get a big head and you’ll lose your mind sooner
He grabbed his board and left the sand
Got far to big for our dry land
Because it don’t pay to play big tuna

He thought nothing could take him down
So one day he took to sea alone
And it was there he met his match
Amongst the seaweed and the foam
His empty shop we took as proof
The raging sea could not be tamed
We combed the beach, no body found
Only his shattered bones remained


Take it slow
Miles below
Rolling thunder
Going under now

Here’s your last chance to say goodbye
Take that wave right to the sky
Get a big head and you’ll lose your mind sooner
He grabbed his board and left the sand
Got far to big for our dry land
Because it don’t pay to play big tuna


Mello-solo


Big Tuna was a man so big
The ocean proved bigger still
He lived, and as it seemed, he died
Accountable only to his will
You see, his fame, and his success
Were only in his head
And if you let those thoughts consume your mind
You may just end up dead


Here’s your last chance to say goodbye
Take that wave right to the sky
Get a big head and you’ll lose your mind sooner
He grabbed his board and left the sand
Got far to big for our dry land
Because it don’t pay to play big tuna
Track Name: Six O'Clock Blues
The second hand moves and the clock keeps ticking,
Is it really already that time of day?
I feel heavy and my body aches,
But I don’t wanna sleep I wanna play all day.
We got back in from the show again,
Drenched in sweat from head to toe.
Sore all over and over again,
Give it all we’ve got ‘till that final blow.


When we gonna rock?
Six o’clock.
When we gonna rock?
All around the clock.
X2

WAHHHHHHH-AHHH-OHH-AHH-OHH-OHH-AHH-AH-OH-OHHHHH, OUUUU...
WAHHHHHHH-AHHH-OHH-AHH-OHH-AHH-AHH-AH-OH-OHHHHH, OUUUU...


I don’t know my favorite part,
Singing, dancing, it’s all so swell.
If music is life then this show must be heaven,
Gotta hear those beans and that wondrous bell.
And there is nowhere I’d rather be
Than out here singing out to you.
But the show doesn’t end this night for me,
We’ve still got lots of work to do.


When we gonna rock?
Six o’clock.
When we gonna rock?
All around the clock.
X2

WAHHHHHHH-AHHH-OHH-AHH-OHH-OHH-AHH-AH-OH-OHHHHH, OUUUU...
WAHHHHHHH-AHHH-OHH-AHH-OHH-AHH-AHH-AH-OH-OHHHHH, OUUUU...
Track Name: HOUSE
Verse 1
Taking the time to turn off the TV
I've been dressed and ready to go
the clock's stricken 8 and the sun's going down
I wait by my open window
the smell of the smoke from the end of a fire
night time is coming too fast
gotta get out with enough time to get there
midnight the spell will be cast

Chorus
It's time
let's go
Turn the lights down
haunted
this house
sing the dark sound
it's time
midnight
turn the lights low
take me
darkness
hear the wind blow

Verse 2
the twigs snap below as my feet hit the ground
the minute hand creeps past nine.
Jumped my fence once the streets are all silent
sneak past the end of town sight
last to the woods and it's already ten
and the moon give s a faint eerie light
time rushes on as it reaches 11
now the house is in sight

Chorus

Bridge
climb the walls to the roof find the holes break on through
I explore pitch black rooms taking steps through the gloom
hear the noise of the night hope the bats do not bite...
*oooooooooooo...oooooooooooooo*
climb the walls to the roof find the holes break on through
I explore pitch black rooms taking steps through the gloom
hear the noise of the night hope the bats do not bite
somewhere clocks start to chime, midnight's here...
and it's time

Chorus
Track Name: Pizza Guy
Verse:
30 minute maximum guarantee
That cardboard crust is all I need
Rubber cheese and excess grease
Somehow (SOMEHOW), we're not obese...

Chorus:
Whoooaaah, Pizza Guy... do you have the 5-5-5?
The 5-5-fiiiiii-iiive
Whoooaaah, Pizza Guy, can't wait 'til you arrive...
'til you arriii-iiiivve

TROMBONE SOLO

Verse:
Where do we go after the show, cuz
Eatin' pizza's all we know
Now you're closed, what's that about?
Guess we'll (GUESS WE'LL) go to In-N-OUT!

MELLOPHONE.....SUPERNOTEEEEEE!

Chorus:
Whoooah, In-N-Out guy, do you have the 5x5?
The 5xFii-iiiiive
Whoaah, In-N-Out Guy, do you have the animal fries?
Animal Friiiies.


boomBOOM ...shiiiit....
Track Name: Russian Disco (From Russia With Disco)
Verse 1
Vodka in the other hand
We salute the motherland
We can get shit moving here
Just ask my comrade Vladimir
Dancing under disco ball
On the East side of the wall
Wait 'til later, then you see
Midnight escort, KGB...

Chorus
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do the Russian Disco
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Everybody lets go
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do the Russian Disco
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Grab somebody you know
Listen to Chernobyl blow

Verse 2
Castro, Kim, and Mao Zedong
All come out to dance along
Come and join the big dance off
With Khrushchev, Marx, and Gorbachev
People dancing in the street
Get down low and kick your feet
Arabian party not so great
More fun time in buffer state

Chorus
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do the Russian Disco
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Everybody lets go
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do the Russian Disco
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Grab somebody you know
Listen to Chernobyl blow


DISCO!!!
Oooiii, Oooiii, Russian Disco Now!
Oooiii, Oooiii, Russian Disco Now!
Everybody! (Russian Disco Now)
Don't you want to (Russian Disco now)
Hey you! (Russian Disco now)
You too! (Russian Disco now)
To the left! (Russian Disco now)
To the right! (Russian Disco now)
Back it up! (Russian Disco now)
Bring it back! (Russian Disco now)
Spin around! (Russian Disco now)
Rewind! (Russian Disco now)
Everybody! Russian disco DROP!
Everybody! Russian disco STOP!

In Soviet Russia, DISCO DANCES YOU!

March
[trade]
Like a Ruble in the sky
Sputnik spies on FBI
NASA program pure bullshit
Our space program much legit
Winston Churchill is no trooper
More like Communist Party Pooper
Reagan think he man so bold?
- Russian war is ALWAYS COLD!

Chorus
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do the Russian Disco
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Everybody lets go
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do the Russian Disco
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Grab somebody you know
Listen to Chernobyl blow
Track Name: Stalker
Verse 1
Lately
I've been getting the feelin' that you watch me
a little too much, you've been weird to me
All you seem to do is stare at me
and look into my eyes
so basically
All I'm asking you to do is stop it please
just cease and desist
all of this you see
this isn't for you, I think you and me
just weren't meant to be

Chorus
Hey (HEY)
Your a stalker baby, Whoaa-ooaaaaaooo (WHOA!)
Don't even try to talk to me...
Please (PLEASE)
When you stare you best beware that no means no (NO!)
Why can't you just leave me aloooooEooonneee

Verse 2
Truthfully
You need to listen when I say i'm not a tease
But know you need to stay back from me 50 feet
This wouldn't be an issue if you weren't a skeeze
so don't even try
listen please
gettin' tired of all these games you play with me
how much of a creepy stalker can you be?
Gotta get the sizzle like monopoly
can't get out of jail free...

Chorus

Bridge
Hug to long and smell my hair
sneak in and steal my underwear
you creep my out but you don't care
spy on me when I'm at home
you're holding up my telephone
why won't you leave me alone?

Chorus
Track Name: Disney Land Convict
Verse 1
You walk right in
the fun begins
O frabulous day
Callooh, Callay
the sights are grand
you can taste the smells
give some applause
for tinkerbell
singing and laughing
smiling and dancing
princesses prancing
love-birds romancing
what do you say
to a jolly holiday
every place you look
it's like a children's book


Chorus
it ain't perfect you'd agree
if you could just see what I see
hiding disguised in the dark
backstage at the amusement park
I wish someone could understand
and see the faults within this land
this place ain't perfect you'd agree
if you were a Disneyland Convict...

Like Me.



Verse 2
The mad hatter's hat
is lookin' pretty flat
the matterhorn
is really worn
escorted out past mickey mouse
shoulda TP'd up his little house
I could have used a magic lamp
instead I got a bad kid stamp
I walked right in, the fun ran out
O frabulous, this place is -